cum on the floor

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

cum-face

To describe a pale or an albino person.

"Hey cum-face!"
"Yes?"

by DawMAD5 March 22, 2017

Cum-Balloon

When someone gets filled up with so much cum they turn into a balloon

Damn, Josh fucked his girl so hard last night he turned her into a Cum-Balloon!

by Monkey and Stoney May 16, 2016

cum festerer

a person who produces rancid jizz.

oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!

by smitey August 2, 2011

practi-"cum"

When a student at the American Musical Dramatic Academy steals someone's practicum ( a homework log for the entire semester) whacks off into it, and returns it later to the original owner.

"That guy from A2 really pissed me off, so me and my friends pulled off a practi-"cum".

by HOLLYWOODACTORTYPE April 11, 2007

Cum Tongue

Having a particularly dry mouth, especially whilst smoking. Also known as cotton mouth.

After I ripped that bong, I had a nasty case of Cum Tongue.

by Zob OG June 14, 2011

Cum dump

Usually referred to a guy named Joe or JoJo...

He calls himself JoJo but that Joe is nothing more then a cum dump

by Wickedlywild May 11, 2019