Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.

Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022

No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 11, 2022

cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick

I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies

by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

Art-boner

When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner

This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)

Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!

by ~unsatisfied_with_my_service~ December 5, 2022