Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019

anal exhaust

See: Ass Gas

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust

by Pyrple October 22, 2019

Canadian Anal

When you fuck your partner in the ass from the front.

"Debbie, it's just so much more intimate when Daryl takes my ass while looking me in the eyes."
"Canadian Anal? It's the best."

by Funky Butt Lovin' 68 October 23, 2019

Anal Duster

(noun) A person who engages in the act of Anal Dusting, that is cleaning out one's dusty arsehole using a anal dusting device

Related: Vac-Cum Cleaning

Thon Fresher is an Anal Duster

by Vac-Cum Cleaner October 26, 2019

National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.

Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.

by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019