Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019
Get the Alex Burden mug.Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
Get the Alex mug.A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
Get the Alex mug.Alex is the first love you’d always think about, he is sweet and kind and loves battle cats and jojos (those who know) he’s the funniest person in the world and makes me feel comfortable and loved <3
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025
Get the ALEX (elianneys bf) mug.A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.
Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!
by FloweyLover September 19, 2022
Get the Alex mug.One of the most thoughtful and caring people ever. He's tall and adorable, and he makes you laugh and smile no matter what mood you're in. He surrounds himself with loyal and trustworthy friends. If your boyfriend's name is Alex, you are the luckiest human ever. Everyone needs an Alex to brighten up their day.
Alex has a wonderful personality.
by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Beautiful 17 year Jamaican man. That will soon become the protector of the Universe and save planet earth. He will vanquish all the Aliens and evil that arrive among this land. He becomes friend with 2 best-friends that will help him with this Journey to save the world and explore the Universe and find unexplainable evil. Later on in his life him and his friends will develop supernatural powers that will change the way they live forever. They will be the 3 protectors of the Universe. One of his friends will soon turn on him and stab him in the back for some “girl” and this will be the new face of evil.
by Alex Boreland November 23, 2021
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