crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

CAKING

The act of cumming inside of a girl while she has a yeast infection. This is because it is like putting icing on a pastry.

My wife and I tried caking for the first time last night. I ate her out afterwards.

by Siboman March 14, 2019

cake

to be thicc

Damnnnnn that among us drawing got cake!

by dogdipwad April 24, 2023

The Funnel Cake

A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.

When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.

Oh ya bro, I gave her the Funnel cake last night.

by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022

Baby cakes

A fucking baddie

What up baby cakes watchu tryna do.

by Pimp Daddy brandon December 13, 2018

Sran Cakes

The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.

Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!

Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.

by Srig-o-rama December 1, 2003

hotdog cake

So it's like when you bring a giant cake to a bachelor party, only there's not actually a girl inside, so a bunch of dudes just get really drunk waiting for the girl to jump out but she never does and they end up all sticking it in the cake

Man I am so sorry about that hotdog cake last night dude

by a captain of industry November 25, 2011