Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

What sucks?

expression: “what sucks?” meaning “what’s wrong with that?” or not seeing the issue

Lindsey: “He‘s hot, but always late.”
Danielle: “What sucks?”

by anonymous December 15, 2023

suck a shroo

Suck a dick. Suck cock.

E: You really don't know how to write in print? Wtf, guy.

J: Suck a shroo.

by ThatWanderlustyWoman November 27, 2018

suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.

Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!

by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024

go suck a horse

an insult that you use on friends. wont work effectively on enemies/people you dislike.

friend 1 - go suck a horse
friend 2 - ouch.

by yasi. November 29, 2018

suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE

person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021