goof bird

a dumb kid that can’t function properly.

"whats two plus two"
“yo you’re such a goof bird it’s four"

by Kkarma1$ July 7, 2023

venezuelan bird feeder

when a man straddles a woman sticking his dick in her mouth, then reaches back and grabs her feet, and leans forward and throws her feet under his armpits.

Sandy almost gagged last night after eating from my venezuelan bird feeder.

by falcoiii October 15, 2022

Birds

the dumbest animal on this god forsaken planet

person 1: I like birds :)
person 2: kill yourself you fat piece of shit no one will ever love you I hope you burn in hell
person 1: :(

by ilovemycup45 May 3, 2022

Stepped on a bird's nest

To upset someone

I think I stepped on a bird's nest when I chose to stay home instead of going to see my sister’s dance recital.

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 23, 2024

Birds

It’s some kind of flying animal that likes to wake you up 7 in the FUCKING MORNING ON A SATURDAY

FUCK THESE BIRDS always waking me up 7 am

by Fucknbirds May 25, 2018

Bird

5000grms of cocaine compressed into one 🧱 brick.

MC Gusto: ( $500,000 ) That’s enough for 5 birds.

by Payroll Fly November 26, 2020

drop a deuce, free a bird

a chill phrase to use when you don't know how or why you did something, but it expresses the extremely chill nature

person 1: hey dude why did you do that?

person 2: idk dude, it's.... drop a deuce free a bird?
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person 1 learning a new concept and realising the complex-simplicity
"drop a deuce, free a bird..."

by Staedtler Berol February 15, 2024