Oasis Middle School

A very bad school. Don’t go here.

Brandon was sad because he has to go to Oasis middle school

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!

"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl

by plus-size albert December 17, 2020

New symerna beach middle

The worst scool ever we hate it lolllll i spelt school wrong

I hate this damn new symerna beach middle

by anonymous December 21, 2020

cisne middle school

A shitty ass school with teachers who favor the rich and very athletic kids. Or a school that favors asshole athletic boys over anyone else.

Example: Ew is that Cisne middle school?

by Flora Kid November 21, 2020

cisne middle school

A shitty school with teachers that favor rich athletic kids.

Or a school that favors rich athletic boys that are assholes over everyone.

Example:Ew is that cisne middle school?

by Flora Kid November 21, 2020

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....

"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Warwick Valley Middle School

In a little town in kinda upstate NY there is a middle school with annoying 5th and 6th graders, dumbass 7th graders, and 8th graders ranging from horny asf to high asf. But you can forget abt the hot asf athletic 8th graders 🥵

Random person: what school do you go to?
Warwick kids: Warwick Valley Middle School
Random person: Oh the school where almost everyone is high, horny, or althletic?

by Weirddepressedshit November 23, 2020