eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021

eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.

So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!

by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023

National eat out your gf

On valentine day you eat your like a good cooked biscuit

I love Valentine's day for national eat out your gf

by Austin Davis 573 353 8436 December 5, 2021

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

A SHITEATER born a PEDOPHILE.

EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021

I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Basically ur just really hungry.

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn

by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025