being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

Full Dutch

To remove all clothing except a snorkel and run around frantically. Advanced practitioners may also alternate

between eating cheese and vomiting furiously. Full Dutch is often brought on my severe stress or mental disorders.

Jim went Full Dutch last Saturday after his girlfriend bought a llama.

by Ronjon876 June 5, 2015

sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.

"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."

by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015

Rumble dutch

Similar to the Dutch Rudder except passenger in car puts hand on drivers genitals as the driver runs over the rumble strips on the side of the highway creating a vibrating effect.

I love the commute home from work because my co-worker gives me a rumble dutch.

by Ned&Bigbone15 March 6, 2016

dead dutchman

A turd that never fully flushed down, and instead was left floating in the bowl like a dead man in the water.

Dude, I left a dead Dutchman in the toilet after eating that bean and cheese burrito earlier.

by 16wshouse March 20, 2016

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016