by BallSmelly February 21, 2011
Get the That shit was grape mug.Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.
That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!
by VenerableBean July 6, 2011
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Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
Get the shit squiggles mug.I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"
by carli-fries June 25, 2019
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Get the Legal Shit mug.Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!
Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.
Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.
by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012
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by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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