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oldcootism

A noun used to denote speech such as "dagnabbit," "gosh dern," and "whippersnapper" stereotypically associated with cantankerous old men.
The cantankerous septuagenarian used the oldcootism of "You young whippersnapper" to address a neighborhood kid who had ventured onto his lawn.
by maximo hudson December 13, 2010
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oldsmoboat's law

This law states that when a thread title says "Funny" or implies that it will be, it won't be.
The thread title said "Funny Video" but the funnay was not found.
by oldsmoboat June 27, 2005
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11 Year olds

Don't judge people by their age. Some 11 year olds are actually better than teens. All those horny cunts on youtube have

given the rest of the world's 11 year old population a bad reputation. Others are actually pretty nice. don't stereotype people for their age. remember, if you're about to make fun of one, just think that bitch you were 11 once too
person 1: omfl 11 year olds are horny fucking under aged shits
person 2: not all of them are, you were 11 once too you bastard
by 1klix1 July 21, 2019
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5 year olds

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
by 6th Grader Teacher April 7, 2020
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I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
by Person (: August 20, 2010
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Oldfag

An Oldfag (also known as Elitist Asshole) is a user of an online community who has been with the community a considerable amount of time and won't shut up about it. Much like the old men that hang out in front of the liquor store, Oldfags harp on and on about the good old days and how things used to be. Oldfags generally consider themselves better than everyone one else, sometimes even people outside the community, because we all know being a member of Newgrounds or Deviantart for six years makes you a winner in the real world. Some Oldfags become even more Oldfaggy by harassing noobs if they dare to speak. It is possible to be a helpful senior member without being an Oldfag.

The opposite of an Oldfag is a Newfag, both terms are used on imageboards like 4chan.
I would have asked for help with the frames problem, but the only ones who know anything are oldfags.
by Waru December 26, 2007
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Olde English Comedy

A pretty fucking awesome sketch comedy group based in New York.
Members include:
Adam Conover(blond curly hair and somewhat stocky)
Ben Popik(group founder, somewhat curly short black hair)
Caleb Bark(has either an afro or shaved head and beard of somewhat blond hair)
David Segal(short black hair, beard and usually wearing purple)
Raphael "Raizin" Bob-Waksberg( short curly hair and stubble)

Past members include:
Jesse
Hana
Adam
Jon

They have released some pretty awesome vids, including "I hate nature" and "breakfast at tiffany's"
by MaximumOverdrive March 16, 2009
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