jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Billy Jacked

The act of getting beyond-wasted on booze and weed and losing your mind.

Dude, I got Billy Jacked last night. I'm still picking glass out of my arm and butt, and my penis hurts. I don't know how it all happened. Fuck my miserable, piece-of-shit life.

by Pivboon December 24, 2009

Jack in the Ass

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.

A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.

by Hatsitting203 November 14, 2010

Jack ass

Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump is a major Jack Ass.

by Donald J Flump June 22, 2016

Jacking up

'Jacking up' is the state in which a person/hobo/fugitive finds himself somehow getting involved with injecting heroin, a really bad drug, also a really stupid way of ingesting a drug. 'Jacking up' is sometimes referred to as 'stabbin' da veins'

Jalentine posted a photo of himself 'jacking up' which means he is a real badboy and he also got a tattoo and now he is fell over because he did too much heroin.

by MC BeeStealer September 19, 2016

Hill Jack

Kids that get there kicks from drinking chasing cows in field with a 3 or 4 wheeler and sitting by a fire all night and playing in it til someone gets burned or falls in it,also all they do all day long is chew tabacco and hang out at a truck stop all damn day ..... also know as rednecks or hillbillies

Damn those hill jacks are soo dumb.

by Mo October 22, 2003

jack murphy

I love you Jack Murphy is the most amazing man alive. He is extremely attractive, great in bed, tender lover, attentive. Makes me feel like the luckiest woman alive to share my life with him. Has a very particular way of thinking when it comes to life and love. Has the best taste in music. He is smart, funny. Very adaptable, meshes with everyone unless you make him mad. Could have any girl he wants but he chose me. All any woman could ask for and more.

I love you Jack Murphy .

by Gloria Wiltfong December 27, 2016