my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017

Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.

I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...

by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017

poor man's life

When you can't afforded a home so you choose to live under a bridge.

I have a poor man's life

by Shapoodin December 14, 2019

life, the universe and everything

42

how was i supposed to know that the f*cking answer of life, the universe and everything was 42. then what's the f*cking question

by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020

real life swag

when the swag is in real life

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro

by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020

next life wife

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

by RT4L June 28, 2020

Low Life Trash

Emily Alvares and Jaylyn Murphy.

look at the low life trash over there. looks like Emily and Jaylyn.

by Dr. Zeuss July 18, 2020