old bean

Old Bean is the clitoritis of an older lady, usually a pensioner.

Gladys enjoyed flicking her old bean

old bean by shaky hand man October 5, 2010

Osama Bean Laden 

Some fuckin spic faggot.

Prolly sits under Clinton's desk suckin his lil pencil dick while George Bush takes pictures.

Osama Bean Laden by bowling for fat pricks/michael moore's a fag May 3, 2004

Bean-bagging 

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.

"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

Bean-bagging by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007

bean up 

verb :

the act of willfully increasing one's legume consumption to induce severe gastrointestinal gaseous output, preferably in a very public place

Mortified Mom: "OMG, Timmy!!! (Insert thunderous fart, presumably out in public, surrounded by tons of people.) What in the world was that???!!?"

Timmy: "I know! And I didn't even bean up!"

bean up by Cristina FS June 3, 2009

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

Baked Bean On A Stick by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

String bean 

someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.

"DUDE, that guy is such a String bean!"

"I'm DJ STRINGBEAN!!!"

"Stringbean's in the house"

String bean by adfsghfasdsdaasd May 12, 2006

three bean carpet salad 

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.

John gave it to his wife the night before. then he wanted to give her something special for their 40th aniversary so he pulled out his old three bean carpet salad.

three bean carpet salad by n26 October 17, 2007