Asshole baby

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.

Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

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stork the baby

When you wrap a baby up in a blanket and carry the blanket like a stork would in those cartoons.

Don’t wake him up. Just stork the baby and bring him to his crib.

by shifty hobo April 2, 2019

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Baby Sandwich

love affection

When I hugged my cousin and her newborn son we made a baby sandwich.

by ChrisKrinkle April 3, 2019

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Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

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