When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit
Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
by N53Nick May 13, 2009
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*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.
*Also viewed on the liscence plate at the gay DMV on the recap. episode of Chapelle's Show.
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Get the ass wagon mug.1. n. Like "butt buddy," but in this case only the butt buddy or butt buddies themselves are allowed to say it.
2. n. An alternative for "fag," which is not confused with European cigarettes or sticks.
3. idiomatic. "Just slap me, ok?"
2. n. An alternative for "fag," which is not confused with European cigarettes or sticks.
3. idiomatic. "Just slap me, ok?"
Marcus: Raymond and I are "ass niggers."
Steve: What's an "ass nigger?"
Marcus: I can't believe you said that shit to me! Get the fuck out of my house!
Steve: What's an "ass nigger?"
Marcus: I can't believe you said that shit to me! Get the fuck out of my house!
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There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.
They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
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