Elf Shoe Tits

A woman's breasts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. They start out straight and slightly curve upward

guy 1: "Did you see her boobs at the party last night?"

guy 2: "Yeah,kinda wished i hadn't, she had elf shoe tits"

by KEITH ST0NE November 22, 2011

Tits Mcgee

The only man alive who has had his tits sold to a confused Bill gates. Turns out he thought they were islands.

Poor Bill Gates stays buying tits mcgee.

by jorge, graham, and damien November 1, 2006

Rip Tits

When a Hunter in Left 4 Dead straddles the fuck out of you and plays with your intestines.

Dude did you see me as the Hunter? I fucking rip tits!

DUDE HE'S RIPPING MY TITS!!

by Zombiechicken September 7, 2009

Tits on a whale

Something that is extremely bad.

Wow that game is tits on a whale.

by Floppypick August 23, 2008

calm yo tits

To tell a person to call down and/or relax.

"Dude I can't find my car keys anywhere!"
"Bro, calm yo tits!"

by Anthony Li September 5, 2011

reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz May 20, 2014

Big Tit Theory

The theory states that women with larger breasts contain more estrogen. (Estrogen is the hormone that makes women feminine. The more estrogen they have, the more feminine they are, i.e. the larger their breasts get.) It claims that because of the increase in estrogen, they are more emotionally unstable, more dramatic, and more insecure. Men that are attracted to big breasted women have to deal with an enormous amount of drama and chaos in their relationships.

Hey dude, have you heard of the Big Tit Theory?

Dude1: Dude how come every relationship I'm in is always so chaotic and dramatic?
Dude2: Don't you usually like to date big breasted women?
Dude1: Yeah, so?
Dude2: Well then the reason why your relationships are always dramatic and chaotic is because of the Big Tit Theory.

by najack60 January 30, 2018