J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.

Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'

by ayup ayup June 1, 2022

/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it

Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j

by #12before12 December 9, 2022

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

j-campz

tall as a tree, loves country music, independent, smiles like it's their job

ay yo, that j-campz is super outgoing and easy to be around

by merww1234 February 3, 2010

J Dog

J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.

Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro

by Lil Lank February 19, 2021