Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011

Talking Shit

When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth

I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit

by Scroogler June 20, 2023

shit squiggles

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Shit-Tanked

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

Shits Different

When one drinks, smokes weed, or does another type of drug and is just beginning to feel the affects of the substance. And your surroundings start to appear different but you cant describe whats different about them.

Yo I only took two hits off that blunt and Shits Different already

by Camp3r August 6, 2010