May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 05, 2022

May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 05, 2022

May 5th

Opposite Day! Anything someone says they mean the opposite of whatever they said.

White guy-I’m white

Black guy-well it’s may 5th so actually your now black what’s up African American male

by BlackNiggaSmasher May 06, 2022

May 5th

The come back day. The gangs revenge.

May 5th is the come back day.

by City bois November 10, 2022

May 5th

a day where any person of your choice must send n*des or Explicit pics

"babe its may 5th"

by 2 high 4 thiss May 05, 2022

May 5th

National Call that one person… that person that came to mind.

Girl:can i call you and tell you everything on my mind good or bad its may 5th.

Boy: ofc just dont sit there with it all bottled up its going to make you go crazy.

by Babby boo May 05, 2022

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 06, 2024