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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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Suck my peen

by Lil Debbie's husband May 16, 2021
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Suck and gargle

The act of completing a blow job by gargling the semen. Often seen as a sign of respect for the wasted sperm being sacrificed for her pleasure.
Sally's a really great chick. She gave me a suck and gargle out of respect for my swimmers.
by Samuel Cox August 21, 2017
mugGet the Suck and garglemug.

National Suck Dick Day

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020
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suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this
Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself
by Harris Beckenham student February 2, 2021
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Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick at the end.
"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad so I gave him a Suck And Slap"
by H5bibbins August 16, 2024
mugGet the Suck and Slapmug.

National suck a dick day

On October 7 every girl has to suck their boyfriends or best friends dick
Guy: you know what day it is
Girl: October 7
Guy: it’s national suck a dick day
by anonymous October 6, 2021
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