Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.

-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.

by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017

Ass Hands

Elliot.

Did you see Elliot not wash his hands after taking a shit?!
Yeah bro!! Total ass hands!!

by RareIsGarbage May 1, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017

Ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone loves the feeling of their hands running through or over something.

Kayleigh has ecstasy hands Bro. She couldn't stop rubbing my flannel

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017

ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things

Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017

Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 5, 2017

roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017