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The Peanut Butter has been spread 

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.
During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.
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toot toot peanut butter

An interjection used to request the forgiveness of another whom you have or soon will inconvenience. (a.k.a. Excuse Me, Pardon Me)
Sally said, "Toot toot Peanut Butter" requesting Sue to step asside as she passed through the narrow hallway.
toot toot peanut butter by BS August 10, 2004

Myth Busters 

Two geeks who don't have anything better to do but try and prove that myths are untrue.
Those Myth Busters tried to freez a six-pack of beer in 4 seconds!

Butterscotch Sundae 

When a man takes a woman out to Dairy Queen, orders a hamburger, and eats with laxitives. He orders the female a chocolate ice cream sundae, and when she is done, the male poops into the cup, and they eat it with spoons like a "Butterscotch Sundae"
Examples -

"Boy Beau, you should have seen the size of this butterscotch sundae that Twyla and I ate last night"

"Man I hate that couple, I wish they eat a butterscotch sundae and die!"

Employee: Welcome to Dairy Queen, may I take your order?"
Customer: "I'll have a butterscotch sundae please."
Employee: "Sure thing!"
Customer "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!"

Butterscotch Sundae by Jesus Robot December 28, 2007

butter bitch 

A male/Female with a butter lokking coat of hair on his/her pubic region. (and very hot to fuck.)
"DUDE look at that butter bitch SHE FINE!"
butter bitch by logan<3 August 25, 2006

bread and butter 

when you rub your cum between the cheeks of your partner.(must cum outside of the anus)
you i gave that girl a bread and butter and i got her pregnat.

i gave that cunt the bread and butter

Butterspine

A former friend who moves in on your territory and steals friends/followers.
"She opened a store across the street and hired all your employees? What a butterspine."
Butterspine by JinjoJess December 9, 2008