douche bag

A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.

"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white

by Sam May 13, 2005

Tea Bag

Used to make drinks but more slighly, is a term for placing your bollocks on some poor, sleeping persons face.
If you then ejaculate on them, then it is reffered to as the tea bag total and is generally frowned upon.

Ronald: man, you tea bagged that son of a gun proper good!
Sam: Yeah I know, now watch me tea bag total in his left nostril
group: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!

by Ben K-S April 4, 2007

Bag Chaser

Simply a person that will do anything for a "bag" of dope(meth,coke,weed,heroin,etc..). Primarily busted-ass 20 yr-old looking 40 females. The kind that make you go "WTF!" when you have the distinct displeasure of running into one face to face.

Can you believe that girl? She took her 2 yr-old on the bus at 1am to go suck her dealer's cock for a rock! What a bag chaser!

by ksgirl November 27, 2010

dick bag

1) A shopping bag or some other type of bag that is being used improperly as a prophylactic.
2) A derogatory term refering to cheap and/or promiscuous person or anyone else who exhibits dick bag like qualities.

Daughter: Daddy, can I go out to the movies tonight?
Father : Not dressed like that, you can't. You look like a fuckin dick bag.

by craftonite July 30, 2006

j-bag

A condom or a johnny...

Come on slut get the j-bag out...

by Nick is the best December 7, 2006

Brown Bag

When a guy wipes his ass and his stroke is to long smearing fecal matter on his ball sack.

Man, Jerry smells like shit. He must be brown bagging.

by smarterthanall July 21, 2009

Hitting the bag

When one buys a bag of sunflower seeds, and then proceeds to eat them.

Jesse: "Hey bro, you hitting the bag yet?"

Leighton: "Bro, I was BORN to hit the bag."

by Jesse Potter August 7, 2004