Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.

"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry

by Jonathan March 6, 2005

Ass Wipe

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").

Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?

by Trey K December 28, 2005

ass rainbow

An imaginary meteorological event occurring after a severe bout of diarrhea, much as a rainbow occurs after a thunderstorm.

"Oh my god, the Kaopectate finally kicked in... I think I've having an ass rainbow."

by Barbiste May 26, 2004

Grab Ass

To waste time by any way possible.

You girls gonna sit around playing grab ass all day?

by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004

up the ass

a way of sayin butt sex

lsdf

by sdf June 1, 2003