Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 06, 2022
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Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.
Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!
by Gandalf the MLG November 07, 2023
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Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.
by Capt. Sicarius October 07, 2018
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Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day
After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton
by Rhi~Rhi~1369 February 12, 2016
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wet wings

When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation
Oh yeah Frank?! I’m bouta hit you with my wet wings.
by SchemeCap January 11, 2018
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Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
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wet giggle

My girlfriend had a wet giggle last night in bed .
by Little squish 6590 February 13, 2017
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