Alex

A kid who thinks he's funny by stealing everyones jokes, usually smells horrible because he doesn't brush his teeth or use deodorant. Has third grader excuses for everything

"Bro that kid Alex is stink asf"

by anonymous December 17, 2023

Alex Bayley

The poop dealer

I need some poop, guess i should go talk to alex bayley

by weinerleaner October 19, 2019

Alex Ramos

A stupid ass mexican beaner

¨Damn that kid is Alex Ramos¨

by afnajke August 21, 2019

Alex

Very cool and awesome person. Tries being scary but everyone around keeps telling them how cute they are. Talks like they are in a Shakespeare play sometimes but doesn't know what half the words mean. They will take over the world one day. Weird person. Has trouble making friends but will be aggressively clingy to the few that put up with them. Very loud and dramatic. Doesn't know when to stop. Hides most negative emotions behind anger.

Person: Hi Alex.
Alex: You foolish mortal, you dare speak in my presence, I will strike you down when I inevitably reign supreme over this world.
Person: Okay then.

by GhostInYourPhone February 5, 2023

alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018

An Alex Moment

/verb/

when a person does something idiotic that would have otherwise been preventable

A: hey B why were you not at club today we scheduled it like 3 days ago.

B: I forgot.

C: damn that's An Alex Moment right there

by Strongki April 13, 2021

Alex

FINE ahh nigga all the bihs want his 12 inch dick not even dildos he will fuck till u cryin and can’t walk u finna be ima wheel chair don’t say I didn’t tell u

Alex: mane where u tryna go chula ?
Girl: to your house daddy you know wha I wanna do 😈

by Heishim November 20, 2023