The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
Get the simp holstermug. 
1. Another way to say crush
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character
1. I'm simping so hard for Bailey
2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.
Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.
3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.
Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.
3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.
by WhAt'S yOuR hAnDlE????? January 26, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Simp, n. (1) A (shaved/waxed) vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. (2) An insult directed at a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. The insult insinuates a man is a pussy for groveling to women for favor.
The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."
The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."
Yeah, he's a simp. He always buys her dinner, drinks, drives her and her friends around town and she never calls or texts him.
by Slysomulus March 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. SIMP FUN FACT #13: Did you know? "Simp" is actually an acronym for "Sycophantically-Inclined Male Parasite". It was first used in a marine-biological context when describing the sexual parasitism of male deep-sea anglerfishes.
by Timothy McWallerson Sr April 8, 2021
Get the simpmug. by WarOnTheSimps July 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
Get the Simp Capturemug.