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Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys March 3, 2011
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
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Pissing In Them Jeans

Basically asking a girl does she gotta fat ass
Typically a white girl
Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans
by Tip60 December 10, 2017
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Pissed

"damn that girl got so pissed last night at the party!"
by Jdjejdidjnej June 13, 2019
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Piss On Your Grave

From Travi$ Scott's 2015 album 'Rodeo':

When you use someone's face as a urinal,
Then do the same at their funeral,
Piss on their grave
I USE YOUR FACE AS THE URINAL
THEN DO THE SAME AT YOUT FUNERAL
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
PISS ON YOUR GRAVE
by GreenTileEnthusiast February 24, 2024
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Piss

It's been a long day. let's go to the pub and get some piss
by gingerwithasoul_ November 5, 2018
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Piss kiss

Todd gave Samantha a piss kiss last night
by Suckmytoes_77 May 20, 2024
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