When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
Get the New Hoes Before Old Brosmug. by sexy girl313 February 11, 2019
Get the old Chromebookmug. A verb, a describing word. Usually used to describe people (or person)who grew up in the pre-digital age and physically interacted with the world.
by Mr. Pandy September 2, 2019
Get the Oldmug. Most likely your parents.
by 123van October 24, 2016
Get the Semi old peoplemug. by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020
Get the five year oldsmug. When a non-adult male ( between the age of 12 to 18) is flirting a female of the same age or younger ,like a 40 year-old business man would.
Boy 1: bruh I am trying so hard to show my feeling to my crush but this fuckboy dude is so much better
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
Boy 2: so he is 40 year old man flirting her .
by TrippyWanderer23 March 24, 2020
Get the 40 year old man flirting hermug. It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones
Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!
by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020
Get the Old fartmug.