Jazzy Moment

A jazzy moment is when a stupid fucking idiot (mostly a woman/girl) is having an idiot moment where they're retarded, dumb, slow, annoying, you name it! But either way it results in being called a Jazzy Moment.

Don't mind her, she just had a jazzy moment

by Ghoiesti January 11, 2021

Dougie Moment

(Duh - gee - moe - ment)

1, Kicking ass at Bloons TD6

2, Saying something horribly racist and/or homophobic

3, Committing Arson

4, Charles Manson

Son, you are dishonorably discharged for having too many Dougie Moments

by FrickceH December 26, 2020

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.

I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.

by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021

Teagan Moment

When someone forgets what they were talking about literally 3 seconds after talking about it, or gets so horribly distracted they forgot what they were going to say .

Dude, did you hear the Jenny go so distracted she forgot what the original topic was? That's a Teagan Moment dude!

by MysticScout June 10, 2022

"seen yer" moment

Refers to a brief period where an aged-brained person absent-mindedly allows his clothing to slip down or gap open, temporarily showing one or more of his privates.

I changed from my shorts into my pants at da bus-stop, forgetting dat I'd neglected to put on any undies beforehand --- definitely a "seen yer" moment!

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

Down moment

When something happens that makes you feel down.

I dropped my iPhone so it cracked. What a down moment.

by Creativeword December 16, 2022