Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.

Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ

by Bill1997 November 13, 2023

Achim's Law of the Internet

Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .

Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet

by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 9, 2020

co-great-uncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-great-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.

My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

stepuncle-in-law

1- Steppibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepuncle.

My stepuncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly

"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."

To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019