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Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
Hartland High School by shitoris January 31, 2019

Maple High School 

There’s many fucked up girls there! Many of them vapes and smokes weedThe guys are trying to hit on girls which is so wallah omg.. Stick to Tci or emery the people there are hot especially the guys, I would smash
guy: Maple High school is ass

guy: Facts
Girl: lol I like emery guys
Women: no tci is hot
Maple High School by Suroshen March 31, 2019

Stocksbridge High School

This school if full of Imbred orphans.
You have the gays in one corner then the positive bitches
You have an angry bald man ranting how nothings good enough
You have Karl gubbins who took down stoxmemes cause teacher can not take joke
Then you have Mr ford
He's the Imbred of all
Dint let your daughter be in his class
He will make her play minecraft
Have you seen this Imbred school
You can tell they are from Stocksbridge High school

benadryl high

a crazy hallucinatory high..

in reality i was standing where the coffee cup was supposed to be (next to the coffee machine and creamer and sugar) and my mind tricked me that there was a blue coffee cup on the counter and i was lifting it up, but in reality i was lifting the creamer container and pouring the sugar into the creamer container, and i poured old cold coffee from that morning (this was at night) into the creamer/sugar mixture i made and tried stirring it (only me and my druggy friend were awake), not to mention i was walking up the stairs to get to the living room in the first place and hallucinated my dog going up the steps so i stood there waiting at empty stairs saying "im waiting for the dog to go up the stairs" when in reality the dog was laying down in the kitchen, so my friend said "man the dog isnt even anywhere near you how is he in the way", and i also tried sleeping upstairs in the bathtub because i thought that was my bed but my bed is downstairs. YOU NEED someone with you that KNOWS youre doing this drug that can help you out, because this drug is scary as fuck when you take it, and im done taking it, because the last two times i've done it i did 1200MG of benadryl and my pupils got huge like i was doing acid and i was high for like 3 days. i got a headache that felt like someone was cracking my skull with a hammer while high on this, and my heart was beating like a motorcycle.
"man dont take too much of that alone, a benadryl high is scary as shit"
benadryl high by jakematoga July 27, 2019

Gettysburg High School

A school with a lot of hot, rich, douchebags. All the girls act like sluts and are sex animals. A lot of the people there are ski/board posers who attempt to shred at ski liberty. Fights 24/7 and nicotine addiction everywhere
Person 1: what school has the same square footage as the girls body count?

Person 2: That’s Gettysburg High School that school is huge but the guys dicks and girls tits are bigger

Fairhaven High School 

Fairhaven High School is full of a bunch of kids who’s parents and grandparents ALSO went to Fairhaven High School. Most people who are “popular” end up staying local, smoking with freshmen until they are 26, and having kids who attend their Alma mayer. The jocks bully autistic kids often, especially in gym class, and the girls fight over said boys who bully autistic kids. What a catch they are, am I right ladies?? Our sports teams are ass except for the cheerleading team???? Random. The cheerleaders think they shit glitter and take the sport way too seriously. About 94% of the school’s population is white. The white boys try to act black by saying the n word regularly. Smoking is their only pastime at locations such as Edgewater or Little Bay. They also like to rip their juuls in the bathroom during class. They are so cool!!! This is ironic considering most of them live in upper middle class houses, where their mommy and daddy buy them a car and fill their tank every week.