Papa Finger

The act of fingering yourself while saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again

I'm gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.

by Benjiebooce July 7, 2017

sneaky finger

When a tranny sneaks her finger into your butt.

I'm gonna give him a real good sneaky finger.

by Butt buster July 18, 2017

spaz finger

The moment when a finger does an involuntary movement that results in an unwanted outcome

Whilst trying for the perfect tee shot, an outbreak of Spaz Finger meant the ball did not land as expected

by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017

Middle finger

well apparently according to bbc news, the middle fingers looks like a dick with the middle finger resembling a penis and the others fingers the ball sack.

it basically means fuck you or fuck off.

Used when you want to quietly express your hate to a person when your teacher or boss is near you, when u cant think of any roasts to roast the person, or when the person is far away and u dont wanna shout.

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him: hey i fucked yo girl last night, she was tight af
you: (flips the middle finger) i dont have a girl, that was my sister, and this finger is boutta go somewhere u dont like

by asilg September 4, 2017

Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.

I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.

by pandakeith April 19, 2018

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017