Douche

A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.

Shane is such a douche

by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022

Douche nozzle

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

by bmorr May 3, 2019

douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

by NoahRC February 29, 2008

Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.

A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.

by EmuleehK July 30, 2011

douche

A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.

The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.

by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017

Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014