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Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.
My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.
by DebLos December 9, 2023
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.
Harris is such a douche!
by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024
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Douche

by Aphiina April 15, 2019
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douche bag

at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
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douche koozie

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.
by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016
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