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flat cat
A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
flat cat by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017
lost cat rule
An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
lost cat rule by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
ur cat a bat
Probably the worst insult anyone has ever used, it was found in the depths of earth and used only when someone uses bad insults
ur cat a bat by godispasegottgott May 19, 2018