gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth

Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.

by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Newton Balls

When guys scissor and their balls smash together

Guy1: we scissored and I got newton balls

by hobowdahhhh January 25, 2017

absoloute balls

when somethings shit

that bike is absoloute balls

by abssssloosudsh balls March 30, 2017

Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.

My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
-author (RBV )

by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017

filipino balls

Tastes like rotten balut, smells like a homeless man's feet and looks like raisins.

Women have died when exposed to Filipino balls. OSHA has declined to regulate them. It is legal and recommended that if you come across Filipino balls that you immediately douse them in gasoline and set them on fire.

The man with Filipino balls tried to kill me.

by Maayhem May 25, 2017

Greek Balls

When a man's balls / nuts / testicles hang lower than his dick / shlong / penis; ( created by Greek people as a term:// but not defined as anything in Google search - so note that this date August 26th 2017 the night of Mayweather vs McGregor.

Person 1: That guys balls hung down past the tip of his penis...

Person 2: haha that guy has Greek balls!!

by RICKEH! August 29, 2017