dick bag

1) A shopping bag or some other type of bag that is being used improperly as a prophylactic.
2) A derogatory term refering to cheap and/or promiscuous person or anyone else who exhibits dick bag like qualities.

Daughter: Daddy, can I go out to the movies tonight?
Father : Not dressed like that, you can't. You look like a fuckin dick bag.

by craftonite July 30, 2006

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

V-bag

When a female takes her vagina lips and actually places them on a persons face usually while their sleeping or passed out. Similar to the male "T-bag" if you know what i mean.

Female places lips on a persons face. hence V-bag

by flaticia "Queen V" March 13, 2010

j-bag

A condom or a johnny...

Come on slut get the j-bag out...

by Nick is the best December 7, 2006

Brown Bag

When a guy wipes his ass and his stroke is to long smearing fecal matter on his ball sack.

Man, Jerry smells like shit. He must be brown bagging.

by smarterthanall July 21, 2009

Hitting the bag

When one buys a bag of sunflower seeds, and then proceeds to eat them.

Jesse: "Hey bro, you hitting the bag yet?"

Leighton: "Bro, I was BORN to hit the bag."

by Jesse Potter August 7, 2004

slap the bag

when a girl slaps a guy's ball sack and then sucks him off (like when you slap a franzia bag and chug)

oh man, i let amber slap the bag last night. i still walk with a limp.

by jbelf July 7, 2010