Ass Wipe

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").

Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?

by Trey K December 28, 2005

ass rainbow

An imaginary meteorological event occurring after a severe bout of diarrhea, much as a rainbow occurs after a thunderstorm.

"Oh my god, the Kaopectate finally kicked in... I think I've having an ass rainbow."

by Barbiste May 26, 2004

Grab Ass

To waste time by any way possible.

You girls gonna sit around playing grab ass all day?

by Mr Savage February 26, 2004

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004

up the ass

a way of sayin butt sex

lsdf

by sdf June 1, 2003

ass liquid

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight

by Milo_Slayr March 28, 2016

ass clown

Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.

That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.

by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012