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shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
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Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
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Shit on a raft

Royal Naval terminology for Kidneys in a thick gravy served on toast, usually served for breakfast.
I put a poached cackleberry (egg) on my Shit on a raft this morning.
by Naval Weasel March 28, 2018
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shit whiskers

1) whiskers, such as a moustache or a beard, that are made out of shit particles

2) whiskers or hairs that grow out of a piece of human or animal shit
Henry: Hey Benny, when you get a second, look to your right and check out that guy's disgusting beard.

Benny: Damn Henry, it looks like that guy has been washing his face with his mother's asshole. The dude has a serious collection of shit whiskers huh.
or

"I forgot to pick up my dog's shit while i was walking him yesterday and when i walked by it today, the turd had some serious shit whiskers growing out of it"
by Jesus Prairie Dogg December 31, 2009
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Legal Shit

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."
by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012
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shit story

A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.
John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!
by obscure September 19, 2005
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That shit was grape

The best of the best from a black persons point of view.
Tyrone "That was some good ass koolade,"

Tyrese "Boy that shit was grape."
by BallSmelly February 21, 2011
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