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Two toes

Oi two toes!?
Oi two toes, taking your bitch thanks
by anonymous September 16, 2021
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present
(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap
by Cumgutters November 1, 2025
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two boys fighting under a duvet

When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet
by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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Two Person Mosh Pit

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda July 17, 2016
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Two Toned

a different match for people of color when it comes to makeup finding the perfect shade.
"my foundation shade is real two toned"
by fendiii September 25, 2025
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