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Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 3, 2025
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four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!
by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025
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old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.
Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.
by joelstius December 11, 2022
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Old matey

Chiefly used in England. Term refers and identifies someone you don’t know, and that you don’t know the name of. Not derogatory or offensive.
Do you remember in the club last night when old matey jogged your arm and made you spill your pint?”
by PedroFromDangermouse December 15, 2022
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Old School

Any component of life or culture started by people from an older school compared to the new school attended by you as schools are increasingly progressive yet less nuanced
by Primeprincipal December 18, 2022
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12 year old

horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 15, 2023
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13 year old

Some of them are dumb some aren't, some are horny 24/7, and some aren't.

(13 year old lore)
Some random 13 year old when they lay back in their chair: Man I just wanna f**k already
by Tuxtan July 16, 2023
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