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sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.
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Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.
Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!
by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017
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douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!
See that over there that’s a douch dick!
by Brunt up April 22, 2018
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Douche canoe

by Blaw dog December 31, 2017
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Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
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Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.
Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.
by Blockinlick May 2, 2018
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Douche Bag

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!

That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020
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