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Earthworm Dick

A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The Blood has begun to enter the penis, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. The scientific term is "Boner Sublimation."
After George returned from the pool, he thought of Elaine, resulting in a half-erect Earthworm Dick.
by J.T. Jetplane April 2, 2007
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Dick Shot

Aiming down the scope to shoot a player in the dick in any of the Call of Duty games. Much more satisfying then a head shot.
DAMN!!!!! He ended the game with a Dick Shot!!!
by andythegreat1220 January 23, 2011
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Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.
Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...
by kujan December 27, 2007
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baby dick

A little penis that's way too tiny to please a girl! The guy is usually a sissy and will never, EVER get laid in his lifetime!
Kevin has such a little baby dick, he'll never get laid. He'll just have to jack off his tiny little baby dick for the rest of his life.
by Abby Davis December 25, 2008
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Devils Dick

When a condom full of semen from multiple gay men is frozen and then inserted into the rectum to defrost.
Rich removed the devils dick from the freezer and slid it up his ass.
"It's like all the pleasure of getting gang fucked without all the hard work" said Rich.
by Z11 June 28, 2011
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Dick Move

1. When a dick moves.

2. You tell someone named Dick to move out of the way.

3. When someone does a douchebag thing to you.
1. When a man dick moves.

2. A friend named Dick comes over to hang out. Dick is in the way to where you have to go, so you tell him,"Dick move."

3. A friend does not invite you to a party, but everyone else that you know is invited. You tell that person, that was a "Dick move."
by LiL C DoE August 28, 2010
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dog dick

A dog dick is when a guy's pubes start to migrate up the shaft. Usually 1-2 inches up the shaft is hairy. Trimming only makes it grow in thicker.
This chick said she loved guys with dog dicks, but she never gave me a blowjob. I think the crabs turned her off.
by Karl Brutenowsky October 15, 2006
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