Time Zone Dyslexia

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.

by La Jen June 12, 2011

no u times 2

The only way to defeat some that says "no u"

you: ur mum gay lol
tom: no u
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
you: wait....
crowd:....
tom:...
you:...no u times 2
everyone within a 100 mile radius: *dies*

by I lik dog May 11, 2018

How long time?

In broken English, a way of asking how much time until a certain event.

Herro, I berieve I have a reservation- what? No check-in now?! How long time?

by Yuk-Yai May 11, 2008

danielle standard time

The time a "Danielle" will actually turn up.

Also known as DST

" I thought we said we were meeting at 3, where's Danielle"
" She's on DST, Danielle Standard Time"

by The other Danielle October 12, 2013

Hero Time Baaabaaay

When playing Zombies on any map in Call of Duty: Black Ops, a player runs out of the camping zone into a mob of zombies to get points, power ups, or just to try to be cool. Another way of saying it is, "I'm doing it for the points baaaabaaay!". This person is often a finefuck.

an example of Hero Time Baaabaaay is when: Stephen, being the finefuck he is, just ran out got raped by like 1000 zombies and now no one is going to revive him.

by TREA STUMP February 20, 2011

good-time dad

A dad who has little to no interest in the lives of his children other than keeping up the appearance of a good father. Dad's such as this will buy their children meaningless material gifts, junk food, and occasional activities to win their child's affection, but will never be involved in a meaningful way beyond a token appearance.

Little Johnny has been in soccer for 5 years. Johnny's dad, Toolbag, shows up at one soccer game and continually refers to this event as a reference to his involvement in Johnny's life. Toolbag could be described as a "good-time dad."

by William H. Thompson December 17, 2007

Part time friend

Someone who only wants to be friends when it betters their situation. Doesn't talk to you all the time but only when it's good for them.

Damn she's only a part time friend.

by Part time friend February 15, 2015