shit picker

a person who constantly picks at their "shit" or genitalia.

Mike is always picking and scratching his crotch. Taylor said he is a Shit Picker.

by eet fuk! January 21, 2010

Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011

Fuck of shit

The absolute worst thing you can call someone. Lower than whale shit, worse than the sweat of your balls. A lowlife who thinks they are king shit.

Look at that old ginzo. He thinks he's the real fuck of shit.

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 November 28, 2015

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Talking Shit

When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth

I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit

by Scroogler June 20, 2023