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PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.
Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule
by Alazymudmixture July 14, 2009
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my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
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Rule 34 Lite

If it exists, there is NSFW of it.
Person 1: “Did you know there’s NSFW art of butterflies?”
Person 2: “Of course there is… Rule 34 Lite.”
by Fireline Coyote September 3, 2022
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Rule C Corollary

If it doesn't exist, you can also sell it.
God, Pokemon, the futures of the next generation, you name it. Rule C Corollary.
by mothinflame123 November 18, 2018
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road rules

a)rules put in place to protect people who can't drive.
b) Rules put in place to annoy people who can drive
Damn that new 40km in streets road rule!
by Da Docta July 18, 2003
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A-S-A rule

A rule for daily living: "There's (A)lways (S)ome (A)sshole..."
Alice: We got all the pages set up on the wiki, but somebody from procurement logged in and replaced them all with penis images.

Betty: A-S-A rule.
by DoileyLama February 19, 2023
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Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry

If you ask the top people for their opinions first, you won’t get effective advice from the people below them.

A group of people can be asked to make a decision and will march off in a direction they never would have taken by themselves.

When doctors are preparing to perform brain surgery on your wife, pull the top surgeons and physicians into a breakroom with residents and other medical staff and ask the people on the lowest rungs of the profession for their opinions on the surgery first.

Source: Astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of former Arizona Congresswoman Gabby Giffords, in 2014 at the annual Visitor Industry Luncheon at the Sioux Falls Convention Center
“I learned you do not want to ask the space shuttle commander, the flight director, the chief engineer or program manager his opinion first. If you do, you don’t get effective advice from the people below them.”
At Los Alamos, visitors Niels Bohr and brother Harald obeyed Kelly’s Rule of Inquiry by running their ideas on the current work by Richard Feynman before asking anyone higher up.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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