1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.
From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.
From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.
(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 30, 2012
Get the butty poomug. 
When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.
I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.
by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025
Get the Poo dandruffmug. a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
by White Egret November 3, 2015
Get the poo blockedmug. When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.
by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022
Get the Come to my house or send poomug. by SirSweepy November 3, 2025
Get the Poo napmug.